E.L.K.S

New Blog

2007-04-16T17:03:00.000+08:00

ELKS can now be found at

www.werelks.blogspot.com

Do Update!

We still are and always will be

2007-04-02T22:02:00.000+08:00

Cam Whoring....

2006-11-23T21:23:00.000+08:00

Sham for the first time updating....
ok the fotoz r up... i dont know where.. ekaz taking care of that... or you can find it in my friendster... and the (ahem) other elks outing fotoz.... That was juz plain madness.... madness i tell u.... but i looked hot rite... i mean come on... sham was hot...
Ok kids till we meet again... it feels weird la i dont blog... got nothing much to say to the comp screen... love u folks....!!!

Walau

2006-11-14T00:56:00.000+08:00

Walau you people ah. If I dont update no one else will.
well..I'll just post a lil some some.

Ok, main reason for not updating aside from laziness and that well..nobody visit this page.. is that.. ELKS is currently very busy. Some with school, some with work and some other things. We haven't met up in a bit too.

I'm thinking of a class gathering..but im not sure if i can manage it. its kinda hard to co-ordinate everyone nowadays. Some are super busy, some are not interested and some are not here. I'm a sucker for class reunion so I'd probably go ahead and do it anyways. I figured I;d want to keep in touch with all those people that I think of as a friend. You know how in secondary sch, you thought your friends and you will be in separable. This is not like that. This is just me knowing that I do have a great time when I'm hanging with them so I naturally want to keep the company and I am hoping they feel the same. That secondary school nonsense is just what it is, nonsense and hormones..and immaturiy and ok, i'll stop now. lols.

Peace and damn it, update la dei.

Goth Night..or day..whichever.

2006-06-04T15:06:00.002+08:00

We did it. We actually did it. *big huge smile*
ELKS thank you for taking time off to honor us with your prescence and make our first ever a huge success. You being there made a huge difference and we can't thank you enough for being more than just a sport.If God's willing we will make another maybe the next one will have more people....and cats...
Just need to start having a financial plan first. =p
Peace people.

Goth Night..or day..whichever.

2006-06-04T15:06:00.001+08:00

Goth Night..or day..whichever.

2006-06-04T15:06:00.000+08:00

Recent ELKS Sightings

2006-05-21T22:49:00.000+08:00

Stop looking at the guy lah. I was referring to the shirt.

groupie ninja antics

2006-04-23T12:06:00.000+08:00

We just sort of looked very smug and confident, beaming out waves like "yeah, we're with the organisers, we know people" And managed to sneak/bluff ourselves backstage for the gig @ RJC to take photos with Electrico's Desmond.

Great times.

We've finally met...

2006-04-06T20:52:00.000+08:00

And it was GOOD.

I miss u guys already..

Finalised plan 11th Feb 2006

2006-02-08T18:03:00.000+08:00

Ok, hopefully this IS the final update to 11th Feb 2006. Here's the final plan:Cass will book for us tables at

SAKURA CUISINE & CATERING SERVICES
	Location: 02-26/27/28

Sakura is affordable,centralised and can guarantee enough seating place for us all since we are booking it ;p* So, we will meet at 12pm Far East Plaza. Those who are gonna be late pls inform me, Leanna or Thomas. From there, we'll see how. Maybe go bowling...go fishing... =)

Ok, this is the updated list of people who are joining us:
Eka
Leanna
Kikin
Sham
Cass
Iris
Nalni
Julia
Wan Ping
Charmaine
Bryan
Thomas
Xing Hui
Zhong Ren
Esther
Hsiang Yun
Rathiy
Nalni

Still have yet to reply:
Aisya
John

Can't make it:
Jag
Fei Fei
Val

Cant be contacted:
Ashley
June
Liyana
Yuana

Absolutely NO contact whatsoever:
Stephanie
Lavinya (Mao)
Updesh
Jill >:]
Ferouz (ahakz)

Hey...you know what? Our class actually quite big... lol.Ok, so thats it. I'll see you guys Saturday...Now to invite the teachers...

If there is any changes or any comments feel free to hoard the tag board.

Please and thank yous
Sincerely yours,
Eka

Reconfirming 11th Feb 2006

2006-02-08T00:57:00.000+08:00

Ok, update of what I got so far.

But first, I really, really appreciate those who tagged. Really. Thank you for helping me make this organising thing easier.

Initially, since Seoul Garden was a little over budget for some, I thought the beach and a pot luck lunch would be a cheaper alternative. But some was telling me its too much of a trouble and kinda messy. So the beach idea is out. Sorry Bryan =)

I talked with Leanna and we came up with this:

Those who can and is willing to meet earlier, we meet at Tampines around 12. Hang out at Starbucks till about 1-ish. Thats about the time when everyone will meet. We will go for lunch at the Century Square food Court and afterwards we can go bowling at Pasir Ris. The idea was that it is cheaper and I assume everyone does have a straight bus.

BUT. I checked with Cass and Kikin. They think it would be more convienient if we all meet in town.

So, that idea is out. Now I have nothing. If we are to meet in town. Anybody have any suggestion where? It has to be cheap..
And guys I have to pass the msg to the teachers soon if not there's no point in asking them because I doubt they can make it at the last minute.

So please, please give me a suggestion. ANYTHING.

Aside from that...in addition to what I've written previously about the list of people coming...

Cass
Leanna
Bryan
Hsiang Yun
Kikin
Nalni

Other than that, no changes.
Alright, thats it for now.
Thank you and see you all soon =)

11th Feb 2006

2006-02-06T20:58:00.000+08:00

Hey you people of 02B3... Im not exactly sure just about how many people even read this blog anymore but anyways...

11th of February 2006 is confirmed. We are probably meeting around 1.30. The thing is, I need suggestion on where to meet. Initially me and Thomas thought Seoul Garden or Hans River but I talked to some of you guys and the response I got is that it might be a little over budget. So... any other suggestion where we can have lunch?? The beach? We can a little pot luck thing going.

Okay, so people who have confirmed so far...
Sham
Eka
Thomas
Zhong Ren
Rathiy
Esther
Iris
Cecilia
Charmaine
Xing Hui
Wan Ping

People who can't make it
Fei Fei
Nalni

People who have yet to confirm
Hsiang Yun
Bryan
Leanna
Kikin
Cass
Jag

People I cant seem to get in contact with
Liyana
Julia
Ashley
June
Yuana

I have yet to invite the teachers.
Namely:
Alicia Ng
JT
Raj (maybe) heh heh
Chen (if I manage to get the number)

When everything else have been confirmed then I'll do the invites for them.

So bottom line....
We need a place to meet. A cheap one very much preferred. What do you people think of the beach idea?
And tag if theres any changes...
Pls and thank yous.

Till later.

Quickie Post Before I Book In!

2005-11-27T20:47:00.000+08:00

http://joiedevivre.the-shanks.com - Gig at Sentosa!

Dec 2, Palawan Beach, 4-10pm. I should already be at Sentosa.. Will be at my friend's chalet. =D

This one's for all the Shams, the Kins, and the Leannas! Invite all your friends down too!

I miss everyone!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-11-13T19:50:00.000+08:00

Today for some reason I woke up missing O2B3 life very badly...
I MISS ELKS..
I miss TTTT's quirky comments...
I miss TTTT arguing with Meya/Raj/Esther/Rathiy/JT/Aruna..
I miss Cass's singing..
I miss the clock..
I miss the class..
I miss frisbee..
I miss jus talking to each other...
I miss it all...

Take care guys... I want you around for a LONG time to come..

Funnies..

2005-11-10T01:54:00.000+08:00

Well, apparently everyone else is busy with their lives..so let me, the one with nothing better to do update this beautiful blog that nobody visits anymore...

Please allow me to open up your mind and let you ponder on these few questions that everyone have wondered but never really said out loud...

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?

Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?

Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?

Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?

What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?

When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops?

When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?

What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

What does OK actually mean?

Why do we feel blue and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?

If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?

If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

Till next time...which is probably gonna be a long long LONG while.

Last Week

2005-10-21T18:24:00.000+08:00

Last week Sham did her signature run-leap-catch move aka "The Lassie" during our imprompto frisbee game @ Pasir Ris Park. Ultimate frisbee remains as the unifying sport among us.

Last week all we old MI/OI people had a wonderful time catching up and chit-chatting about every other thing. It was one of those priceless moments for keeps.

Last week I suspected Leanna stole the playlist of China Black's DJs to play on her CD player at the BBQ.

Last week everyone wanted to use the birthday cake on the birthday girl. When I say "use" I don't mean "feed".

Last week I wanted to tell Joshua that seizing the poor newly 21 year old woman and hurling her into the sea wasn't exactly an appropriate way to help her celebrate.

Last week, Benny, Zhong Ren, every other guy who had ever gone into army and me drove everyone else nuts when we incessantly went on & on with army talk. Strange, but as warm-blooded males we never did take up Leanna's suggestion to "talk about SEX lah! At least I can join in!"

Last week Cecilia's previously unknown zen bowling abilities absolutely owned our male asses.

Last week I had a good time. This week I regret not taking home the heaps of unopened potato chips and assorted junk food to ~~horde~~ share.

Happy Birthday Leanna.

RESURRECTION

2005-10-21T03:09:00.000+08:00

Oh my god. Its been AGES since I blogged in here.

Missing 02B3. Missing M.I still. Missing the classroom. the green uni. being an M.I student.. :( :'(
Uni's fine but..I still miss the bond our class and the peeps in MI had.

I miss playing lacrosse. Miss the school gym.

Aaaaaaaaaargh. Miss MI too much dammit. What can i say..i'm a cancerian. I hold on to the past. alot. Esp good things like my 3 years in MI. :))

I hope elks beeen fine. every single one of us. Hopefully can meet uo next week.. missing you guys..eka..sham...lean I see twice a week so not too bad.

I miss the old people...

Bye-bye... *sobs*

:'(

*kikin*

Whaddaya think?

2005-09-03T02:35:00.000+08:00

Ok...finally got off my butt to update ELKS blog. Got one problem tho...what's there to update??
You know, i was thinking that maybe it's time we have a class gathering. I mean, half of us are already back in school and the other half are either working, overseas, slacking...

I feel a good catching up is in need.

So, i dont exactly know how many people visit our blog...but what the hell...

Hey guys, this is an invitation exclusively for.. well..... people who are interested i guess.

Wanna meet up for old times' sake??
Tag us if you're interested.

ELKS, somehow being the organising committee for the past so-called gatherings would be more than happy to come up with the date and place that hopefully would fit perfectly with everyone's schedule..

So,TAG US so i know just how many people are exactly interested in this.

Peace people...

In other news.....

PHILIPS CARNIVAL SALE is back!!!

This is an absolutely "must not" miss chance of grabbing quality productsat incredible prices! With products ranging from LCDs, Plasma, CRT FlatTVs, Audio Systems, DVD Recorders, DVD Players, MP3 Players, Headphones,Home Theatre Systems, PC Monitors, Clock Radios, Light Bulbs, Shavers,Hairdryers, Iron, Vacuum Cleaners, Toasters, Juicers, Kettles, Blenders,Mobile Phones, Long Range Digital Cordless (DECT) Phones.... you would besimply spoilt for choice!What's more, there are also baby products on offer such as Baby Monitor,Room & Bath Thermometer Set, Bottle Warmer, Magic Theatre & In TouchAddress Recorder.

To top it off, you could opt for the 0% interest free installment plan * for your purchases.So, what are you waiting for? Quick, spread the word!!

Philips Carnival Sale 10-11 September 2005
9:30 am - 6:00 pm atPhilips Electronics Singapore
620A Lorong 1 Toa Payoh
* Terms & conditions apply

MI plannin BBQ for alumnus (tt means US.)

2005-08-15T00:07:00.000+08:00

I saw this on my Friendster bulletins recently.. posted it here in case anyone misses it:

Calling for all Alumnus from Millennia Institute!

There will be a BBQ for all alumnus of MI at Toh Tuck Campus on the 28th of OCT 05 (Fri), from 6pm to 9pm.

All alumnus must confirm their attendance with MI office by 19th Sept 05.

Tel: 64632810

Hope to see all of you there!

Best regards,
Andre ( 01S2 )
Millennia Institute (Friendster)

Well, one thing I got to say is that I wish it could be at good ol' Bartley..

ELKS Rawk. Really.

2005-08-09T03:25:00.000+08:00

I Love... very Much..
- Leanna

Dream.... dream... dream... dream....

2005-08-01T23:43:00.000+08:00

I have decided (I've already told Eka abt this)... that to make this blog a little less dead... we should blog all of our many weird dreams on this site.... So I'll start...

My dream involved people I know from all the different parts of my life... not only knowing but being attached to each other... Haslinda from sec school attached to Marcus from pre u sem... Kikin attached to Jarred... Sham getting married to Ronald from sec school... and a couple of other people... only me n Eka werent attached (huh) n we were begging Sham to reconsider her marriage but she was in Lurrrrrrve.... :p

Weird sad me... sigh....

Yo.

2005-07-03T21:56:00.000+08:00

Danke Thomas for the touch up job :)

ELKS finally met up last week (twice!) after 4eva...

lets keep it up ok?

I really do love u guys...

I'm addicted to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody :p

~ Leanna

Voila~

2005-06-12T01:28:00.000+08:00

Hey guys made some changes/improvements to ELKS blog. Been meaning to update the template.. was busy with NS.. no time.. *other lame excuses*

Here's a list of the changes made:
* Minor adjustments to site appearance
* Minor adjustments to tagboard
* Made entry author's name visible
* Added a comments section
* Added monthly archives menu
* Added last 1o entries menu

Hope you guys will like it.. Let me know if there are any bugs/problems with the new template. >:]

pfffffffffffffffffffffffft

2005-06-11T22:46:00.000+08:00

If we dun meet up soon i am sooooooooooooo gonna have a fit *hmmmmmmmph*
I miss u guys.

Facts.

2005-05-31T01:02:00.000+08:00

Just thought these facts are funny...so...read on...

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.

A dentist invented the Electric Chair.

A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

Walt Disney got the idea for Mickey Mouse from watching mice play in a garage, where he was forced to work, because he could not afford to rent an art studio.

About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.

Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf .

Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.

Fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks.

On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs.

"101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie

The muslim calling to prayer is heard by more people than any other sound of the human voice. This is the prayer recited by muslims from each of the four corners of the prayer tower as Muslims all over the world face toward Mecca and pray 5 times a day. It means: "Allah is the almighty. There is no God but Allah, and Mohammed is the messenger of God."

It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

90% of bird species are monogamous; only 3% of animals are.

A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.

A "jiffy" is actually a proper time unit for 1/100th of a second

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

A fish's memory span is 3 seconds.

A fly always jumps backwards for a quick getaway when you try to hit it.

A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.

A giant squid has eyes that can grow up to 20 inches in diameter. (Now think of how big your computer screen is..)

A giraffe and rat can go longer without water than a camel can.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A googol is a 1 followed by 100 zeros. Mathematician Edward Kasner supposedly asked his nephew Milton Sirotta to suggest a name for the number, and he came up with this word.

A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.

A hippopotamus can run faster than a man can.

A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 strands of hair a day.

A human has a bone just after the spine ends, which helps proves that humans once had tails (possibly).

A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated.

A man and woman in Mexico city were engaged for 67 yrs and finally married at the age of 82 yrs.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years

A person who is lost in the woods and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes. Leather has enough nutritional value to sustain life for a short time.

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.

A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

A quarter of raw potato placed in each shoe at night will keep the leather soft and the shoes smelling fresh and clean.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

About 10,000,000 people have the same birthday as you.

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

Adolph Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only 1, and i repeat, ONE, testicle.

Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones were once roommates.

Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood, respectively).

All elephants walk on tip-toe because the back portion of their foot is made of no bone just fat.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

All pet hamsters are descended from a single female wild golden hamster found with a litter of 12 young in Syria in 1930.

All polar bears are left-handed.

All porcupines can float in water.

All pyrimids were bright white.

All snakes on the island of Tasmania are poisonous.

Almonds are part of the peach family.

Among transsexuals who choose sex-change operations, females who elect to become males are reportedly happier and better adjusted after the procedures than males who elect to become female.

An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

An ant can survive for up to two days underwater.

An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this you can pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.

An insect exerts so much energy in one hour of flying that it may lose as much as a third of its total body weight.

An Octopus has 3 hearts!

An owl cannot move it's eyeballs in its eye sockets.

Much love.

2005-05-24T23:46:00.000+08:00

No one's updated in ages.....
So here I am...
Hey ELKS we haven been able to meet up properly for waaaaaay too long..
I vote we make this coming mon a movie day.... just to get back to basics....
Oh n the long talks... dun forget the talks...
I miss u guys mucho...

WE ARE UNDER CONSTRUCTION

2005-05-14T19:08:00.000+08:00

THIS BLOG IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED.

hey.

2005-05-04T18:49:00.000+08:00

this blog is becoming ancient. i'm sorry, did i mention ancient? i meant it is already ancient.

i miss you guys. we better meet up this coming monday and i'm no taking no for an answer. we must, we must. crash somebody's place or go somewhere for coffee and talk talk talk.

you know... we've known each other for 4 years now..and some 3. we got especially close last year. did it ever occur to you that we don't actually know each other? i'm sure it did at some point or another. we know each other's favourite colours..fav food..each other's style..stuff like that but i can also safely say we're not even close to knowing each other inside out. like how close friends in a group should. does that come with years? or through obstacles and hardships? i don't know. but what i do know is i want us, elks, to go to a higher level of friendship. do we have much time left? i don't know. we're already embarking to different directions now, all 4 of us. whether that will separate or bring us closer, i don't know. it's sad isn't it. part of me regret not putting in effort earlier, taking it for granted that we'll be friends forever. but truth is, i'm not even sure of that myself now. of course i want us to be as close as ever, hopefully for many many years ahead. but things can change... people can lose touch with each other. so let's do something about it. at least try. and if things don't work out in the end.... we all know we tried.

yours sincerely,
noor ashikin.

Movie list

2005-04-02T19:16:00.000+08:00

I was researching Phobia's on the net for my tuition students... you wont believe some of the phobia's out there...

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. (I think I know a lot of people suffering from this :p)
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold. (Are you kidding me?!)
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks. (After studying them for history.. ya I might have)
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting. (What are the poor sobs supposed to do then?)
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money. (You have got to be kidding me!)
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed. (What are the poor sobs supposed to do then?!)
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school. (We were all suffering from this at some point in time man!)
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Wahahahaha!)
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion. (......)
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing. (What Thomas does not have ;P)
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking. (What ELKS definitely does not have)
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother. (Go Cinderella!)
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams. (What Eka most certainly does not have)
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven. (So dance with devil instead?)
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating. (......)
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

*shakes head*

2005-03-24T19:16:00.000+08:00

I found this pretty funny albeit racist..
2 men 1 woman
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two fought and one KILLED the other to have
the lady.
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They both had the lady TOGETHER.
Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man claimed that island is independent
and took the lady as his advisor.
- The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other because she was rejected by both.
Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed

O2B3 goes to pizza hut

2005-03-20T00:28:00.000+08:00

02B3 had lunch at Pizza hut on friday :)
Was great to meet you guys again!
Iris, Cecila, Eka, Kin, Sham.. Click here for the pix we took!
Love u guys!

Monday Meetings

2005-03-07T23:39:00.000+08:00

I'm definitely getting used to our Monday meetings..
It's something I really look forward to each week.. what else could be better then food, movies and girl talk on a weekly basis?
Next Monday my tuition class has been postponed so I dont have to leave early :)
I love you guys.. you know that right?
Today was a blast.. Iris & Cass, thanks for joining us :)
Can't wait till next week.. we'll watch the ntebook next!

2005-03-02T02:01:00.000+08:00

I know the date when the results will be released two weeks ago. I didnt exactly panic. Not really anyway. I just reacted like how i was suppose to i think. You know like goin: "Oh my god!!!! Are you serious??" that kinda stuff.

Ive been calm, rational and at peace actually.I was walking around some CD shop when Rathiy sms me that results are this friday at 2.30 compliments of CNA.
I dont know...it hit home. Like reality finally sink in.
I know then my heart skip a beat.
I took a deep breath and whoosh...
Panicky still but...calmer i guess.
Maybe becuz i kept pushing it aside.

Out of sight. way out of mind.

Stupid really. I guess we panic cuz there's nothing we can do.
So by sayin that we have to relax since there is nothing we can do is kinda dumb huh?

Dream one:
Taking the results.
I was in front of Northland sec general office. On the waiting bench sat Cikgu Ahmad. He was giving out our A level papers. stacks of paper
on the floor near him. Me, Sham and Darwina started rummaggin around to get our papers. I found Win's Malay A paper. She got an A.yep. I was rushing to find mine...when i finally did, i found my GP script. I flipped through it. For the first section i got 0/20. second section 0/20, last section 10/10...
I woke up.

Dream two:
We (ELKS) came late for the result takin on purpose.
In the audi there was only me, Kin and a few other 02B3 whom i didnt exactly notice. And of course, Mr Raj was there sittin down. On the table where he was sitting, lay a SLICE of pizza* on a plate.
Kin was called.
She came to the front and Raj gave her results. She turned afterwards, look at me straight in the eye and her mouth contorted in a way as if to hide her emotion. In my head i wasnt sure if she was trying not to cry or laugh. But in my heart i know she was really relieved somehow. She just ran out of the audi.

I heard Rathiy's name being called. Then mine. I went to Raj. He gave me the history paper back. Said something about how the markers had a prob with my history script becuz they arent sure whether to give me 51 or 55. Something about how my hys p2 i got a 21. Then he gave me my SCIENCE or MATHS paper. There was tons and tons pf remarks all over the paper scribbled in red pen. Mr Raj said i was not at all tidy in my work and had a lot of careless mistake.Then he was about to pass me my GP when i got a call or something or somebody said take a break.

I got out of audi and walked. Just kept walking cuz i was in a blur. I thought i already got all myresults. I walked to the bustop which was at Yishun to wait for 28 togo home. Then i remembered that i have not really gotten all my results. I look up and saw the bus. I called kin. Kin said dont board on bus. Not yet. So i went back to school. i walked through the back of the general office and met kin. She was with some guy. I talked with her. She seems contented. Then i went back to Raj.

Raj was a little annoyed that i left for so long. Something about if i cared for my results.

Anyway, before i got my GP paper, i woke up.

Dream three:
I was at my primary school canteen then suddenly there was more stalls then ever. Like some beach road hawker centre at a stretch. I was just walking wandering what to buy. Then this chinese woman dressed in an all business women suit came to me with a tray full of bowls of noodle and soup. Told me to carry it for her to someplace. Half way, we saw a portable shop selling accesories. she told me to help her find some good accessories. I put the tray i was carrying down and went in the
shop. Then i met my aunts. Noni said something about how she was there bcuz she gotta change wood or something.

Then suddenly i was on this bus with Celia and ELKS and of course my aunts. We were the only ones there and it felt as if we hired a private bus to take us to the result.

On the bus i was anxiously tellin CELKS about dream number one and two. Evryone was listenin except for Kin. She had her earphones on,music blaring. After i told them my dreams, everyone gave comments.

Then we alight. Just CELKS. My aunts on the bus still.As the bus was about to move, my aunts called out, telling the bus driver to stop. My aunt asked of anyone had left their wallt on the bus cuz there is one lying on the bus seat.

When we said none of us did, the bus move on.Kin still had her earphones on. Didnt hear a thing.

I asked what song she listening to.
She took out the cassette cover with a grin on her face.

"Seribu lagu melayu"

In the dream, I had a sudden Deja Vu. Like i had a dream that its some kind of inside joke between me and Kin. Something about how she wanted to lend me that cassette a while back bcuz she knows i dread malay songs.

On we walked. Were at Chomp pang somehow, heading towards Northland sec. We walked two by two. me and sham in front, leanna and kin at back. (I have no idea where Cecelia went to)

Then me and sham heard some foot steps coming up front. we look ahead and saw the pinkest pig i have ever seen.It was sniffing like a dog.

Sham pulled me just in time.then we just continue walking.

then we heard the same footstep, this time from the back. We turn around and saw the pig coming towards us. Sham said we should take a shortcut. We walked up to the 2bnd floor of the community centre.

When we went down the stair, we saw kids doing aerobics. In another room, we saw Mr Ser and Lai running on a treadmill.

Giggling we continued on our way. We walked past a shop sellinh toys, seem tobe in the middle of an investigation of some sort. 2 cops talking to the owner. we past them. I told sham i need to get something to drink or eat or something. Then

i woke up.

Now, dream one was a like two weeks ago. Dream two and dream three was such that i woke up, realise about dream two and telling myslef i should tell ELKS then i went back to sleep. Thats when i dreamt dream three.

*fOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW, MR RAJ PROMISED US THAT IF THE RESULTS ARE

GOOD FOR ECONS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA ON THAT DAY. AND IF THE WHOLE 02B3

PASS ALL THE SUBJECTS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA AND COKE.*

Anymore dreams??
Yep. Way before my A-level, i dreamt that we were collecting the results on line. Everyone was at my place. Esther got distinction for everything. I got an E for econs. Yep then i woke up.

Then in december, i dreamt me and sham went out to eat after the first paper of the day. then we got lost and was way late for the 2nd paper.I mean we were still lost at night. I started crying and called my mom and told her what happen. she said it was alright. I woke up.

Wow...takin A level have side effects. it haunts your sub-consciousness.

Peace.

Next Meet

2005-02-27T01:34:00.000+08:00

Hey fellow ELKS... Monday is confirmed rite?
Cool.
I got a couple of new movies we can watch.
Kin bring the leftovers from the last meet.
Looks like potluck again ladies and gentlemen.

Anyways, listen, im kinda having some probs with my mom (dont we all?) and im not sure if i, myself can make it. Meaning, i think we better have a back up plan just in case.

I wuz thinking, lets just say something stoopid crop up, u guys pig out without me ait? Then it will be at Sham's place. Oh ya, it wont be ELKS on that day...Cecilia joining us. That ok? So it should be CELKS...or CLKS if i cant make it.

I'll verify the situation on Sun Hey how about we have a conference one of this days? 5 pple at once. Its gonna be chaos. Younguys up for it? c",)

Peace and i'll see ya soon.

4th....7th....??

2005-02-24T23:31:00.000+08:00

Ok....

In 3...2....1.... (camera man gave the signal that im on air live)

Good evening,you're with me live on the ELKS channel.
I am Eka your host for tonight.

The breaking news for tonight,

The 'O' level results will be officially announce tomorrow the 25th of February. The official release of the O level results will therefore be on the following Monday 28th February.

The question on everyone's mind is will the 'A' level results then be on the 7th March instead of the 4th? (ok,ok..if u already know, just shut up and enjoy)

It seem highly possible. The official annoucement of A level results will be on the 4th and therefore have to be collected the following Monday.

Either way... it's coming just a matter of timing.

Regardless of which, on behalf of ELKS, i'd like to wish 02B3 and to all friends who will be collecting their results the very best.
Peace ya'll

2005-02-18T21:13:00.000+08:00

ok its confirmed.

monday at my place. time up to you guys,12 or 1's fine.

and oh, bring lotsa junk yeah? eka said she's bringing the poppycorn.

then maybe we can play pictionary or twister or sumting. or then again, we can just yak and bitch and bum. cos that's what we do best even though we get sick doing it ever since a levels ended. heh.

and sham please bring 'drumline'?cos i really wanna watch that show since i dont have star movies. and im always game for nick cannon.

ok, thats it for now.

*oh look! kikin's updating regularly!*

=)

*kikin*

AGAINST ALL ODDS

2005-02-18T12:14:00.000+08:00

Heya.

1st off. correction to eka -

i didnt panic when you told me about the 4th march thingy.

in fact, i was distracted cos when you called me i was outside, so yup, i wasnt panicky.

and so yes, i wasnt panicky and neither am i panicking yet. like what i told leanna, maybe it hasnt really sunk in yet. i dont know whether that's good or bad but whatever it is, im preparing for the worst. just like i did for the o levels. all cause of last minute mugging. heh.

niwaes, i miss playing frisbee and lacrosse wit u people. oh well. i guess there's no more goin back to school to play is there?

god im dreading seeing the 'R's face. i just hope i smell the pizzas once we step into school on results day.

monday's still on right? who's place? eka's? mine? just keep me updated ait.

ok, till next time then

~tirra~

*kikin*

Dont panic..dont panic...............

2005-02-16T14:56:00.000+08:00

Ok................

MAJOR NEWS

OUR A LEVEL RESULTS IS IN TWO WEEKS TIME!!!!!!!

How did i know about this??? well.......lets just say its the whole F.O.A.F thing.

But it sure as hell is confirm.

O level results will be on the 25th Feb...

hence.....

A level on the 4th March..............

Good times sure wheeze past me...

So.....anybody panicking yet?

I told Sham....she was...normal.

Like it was any ordinary day...

Im not sure if i was suppose to be freaking out about that.

I told Kin....

Yep...she panicked..........

So did i when i first heard the news.............

The Best Valentine's Day

2005-02-15T20:05:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was one of the best Valentine's Days I've ever had.. Meeting up with EKS, Fad & Irwan.. seeing familiar faces in school.. catching a movie with my babes and our bodyguard.. then chilling at Cafe Ambrosia.. As I kep telling Eka & Kin.. I was damn happy and contented.. Thanks lots to Wan for hanging out with us girls with no qualms whatsoever.. And EKS.. I love you guys mucho lots.. must meet up again soon ok?? Miss u guys till then *muackz*

Bootmen

2005-02-01T02:14:00.000+08:00

GO WATCH BOOTMEN.

HEYHO

2005-01-24T19:30:00.000+08:00

Here i am at eka's place. Leanna just went to give tuition. Eka's eating brownies. Sham's giving herself charades and she's winning becos she's playing by herself since we couldn't guess what she drew.

She's taking pics of herself.

sham : "Don't look, I'm shy..."

Lol.

Kikin eating mee goreng. and just finished 2 currypuffs.

We ate alot of junk food. popcorn, chips, chocs, gummycandies..the works.

we borrowed ALOT of vcds from eka, as usual *lol*

Ok, dats all for now.

*Kikin*

Oei ELKS update la!

2004-12-07T10:24:00.000+08:00

In a few hours I'll be seeing Sham n Eka at Cafea Mondo.. :)
Kikin Wherefore art thou? ELS sounds but trifle.. wherefore art thou our K? ;)
Btw people.. 'Identity' is a very damn good show... go catch it if you havent already..
I want to see Bridget Jones 2.. any takers??
Miss everyone tons and tons..
*muahhhhhhh*

The Ghostwriter n the fellow phantom at work

2004-11-20T18:23:00.000+08:00

The mysterious ghostwriter of E.L.K.S. makes a special cameo appearance 2gether with her fellow phantom…

“The” –A horror movie that holds no boundaries.

A picturesque café right out of a magazine. The furnishing look classic with a touch of country and it’s filled with the aroma of fresh brewed coffee and tea. One can’t help but indulge in heavenly temptations. At the corner of the 2nd floor of the two-story café was a door. Small. Barely invisible in fact. But there it was like a mystery that evoked those with a passion for adventure. A small step forward and a push of the wooden black-leaded door will open to the brightness of what lies inside. There it was, clear as ever, a piece of mechanism that works wonders with the running of water. Turning to the left, stood what can only be said to be an invention of unspeakable genius. A work of art on its own called The toilet.

Agent Eee, Agent aL, Agent Kay and Agent Ssss emerged from the mysterious opening of that door. Their minds occupied on the next mission.

To find the guy of hidden talents. The agents were given a tip off by the apek at the void deck called The Apek At Void Deck. Agent aL and Agent Kay proceed to make the first contact with The guy with hidden talents.

They positioned themselves strategically on the snug sofa, waiting patiently. Suddenly, like the wind from the North, there he stood with something in his hand with what looks like a flat piece of brown plastic with glasses full of some kind of mixture. Could it be a weapon? The weapon? The agents prepare themselves for The showdown. Agent Kay was about to take her first strike as the rest of the agents anticipate a counter attack. He approaches nearer and nearer. The guy delivered the tray in our direction. Yes. It was tea on a tray. The agents retreated to the sofa.

Suddenly, the agents notice one of them behaving peculiarly. Agent Ssss was the first to notice. Something’s amiss about Agent aL. Her lips had been stretched voluntarily, covering half her face.

“why, how now? Do you speak in the sick tune?” asked Agent Ssss repulsively.
“I am out o all other tune methinks.” Replied Agent aL still with a beaming smile that did nothing but nauseate the rest of the agents.
“Art thou not blind to perceive thine enemy in fronts of thee?” snarled Agent Eee.

The other agents concluded that the guy possessed a strange hypnotic look. His flawless skin was as smooth as a maybelline model on make-up. His hair was styled as if he was taken out from a Gatsby commercial. Agent aL was under the spell and her situation seemed to need immediate attention.

To be continued…

A few words from the ghostwriter and the fellow phantom.
We are not of many words…. But those who wish to know how the story progresses even before the writer does… are welcomed to tag your suggestions… and like we said “The”-A horror movie that holds no boundaries….

Aight...aight...

2004-11-16T09:15:00.000+08:00

Lemme see...
Announcement to those not taking the A's .....
*Darn You Are Lucky*
ELKS will officially blog after the 23rd.
In the mean time.........

Anybody has the soundtrack for the movie Camp?
Oh ya...if ur from NSS..batch of '02...
Eh what the heck happen to Sunil ah??

That's all for now... Love, peace and a whole lot of chicken grease
Over and out.

Death to The Simpson Sisters

2004-10-23T01:17:00.000+08:00

I really hate the Simpson sisters..
Jessica Simpson is the number one bimbo..
Ashlee Simpson is the most fucking whiny brat I've ever seen..
They both are sorry whiny bitches who can't do a thing for themselves..
DEATH TO THE SIMPSON SISTERS!!

Grad Nite

2004-10-09T01:17:00.000+08:00

Alritey people e pictures are out! Checkit out here :)
I could blog about how it all went but I am completely wiped out..
Need sleep...
ZZZZzzzzz...
but for the record... I love u guys!!!!!!!!! *mwah*
More next time!
Love, peace and chicken grease!! *ignores Eka's glare*

LIKE Wateverrrrrrrr!!

2004-10-02T01:13:00.000+08:00

I miss you guys...especially sham! probably cos when sham goes to school, i don't and when I go to school ,sham doesnt *ahakz*

MISS YOU GUYS LOTS LOTS!!
I'll TRY to be present fer the whole of Mon to Thursday aight..since friday's already a no-school day for the year 3s.

::: Its so much better staying home to study :::

Aniwaes, what ARE we gonna wear on friday girlfriends??
*in a TOTALLY WHITE CHICKS fashion*

Urgh.
This is SUCH a headache.I mean, I've not done my nails!curled my hair!picked my dress!
And shoes!

OH.MY.GOD!

I'm sooooo freakin' unprepared!

*files nails and blows'em*

Like you know,this graduation tea is soooooo the highlight of our senior year.
Like duh! It'll be a meeting of the guys and girls from both campuses and THAT'S sooooo MAJORLY IMPORTANT!

Helllo! I don't wanna be caught being underrrrdressed! What will the Toh Tuck people say??
God! Talk about geekification!

*powders nose*

*reapply lipgloss*

YOu know,talkin' about this has REALLY made me nervous...LIKE TOTALLY, REALLY, FREAKIN' ABSOLUTELY nervous! I'm SOOOOO unprepared!

I think I'm going into a B.F!!

a BITCH.FIT!

URGH!

I've like soooooo totally looked forward to this graduation tea since the start of the year! Don't you girls agree??

Hands up those who agree wit me....Girls??

*Eka,sham,leanna raises hands*

*Beams proudly*

That's my girls.

C'mon girlfriends,before I get into a B.F,we'd better start planning on what to wear for friday.

Like hello! We have like only 5 freakin' days left! DUH~

p/s: Go watch whitechicks guys.

"I SAY WATCH MEANS WATCH!"

*Kikin*

For the first time...

2004-09-29T23:14:00.000+08:00

I want to be in school so badly but I can't..
I miss school... (one person excluded)
Hey guys wassup...
Y'all take care now and study hard,,,
*sighz*
Oh btw... I'm getting there
I am 37% evil.

I could go either way. I have sinned quite a bit but I still have a bit of room for error. My life is a tug of war between good and evil.

Are you evil? find out at Hilowitz.com

How evil are you quiz

2004-09-24T17:55:00.000+08:00

I am 53% evil.

I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.

Are you evil? find out at Hilowitz.com

*kikin*

2004-09-20T02:22:00.000+08:00

I woke up today with TWO things on my mind.

First - A recollection of a weird/emotionally disturbing dream.

Details : (okay guys, DON'T freak out.)
I had sex.

.......

WITH A GIRL! (woot!)

As kinky as it'll ever be,
As sick as it might be,
.....

IT WAS GOOD.YEP.

and no, i don't know the girl.

Lalalalalalalalalalallalalallalalallallalalalalala

okay, enough sh!t of one dream.

The second thing on my mind - I WANT TO DOMINATE THE WORLD! AND I HAVE MY PLAN OF ACTION UNDERWAY!

::: Lalalalalalalala *not telling you* Lalalalalalalala :::

p/s: Shmeer freaked out about the lesbian dream.Heh. *Lol*

.... I always get WEIRD dreams. I rarely dream, but when it comes, its weird.

Let me tell you. The first person that I dreamt of,whom I actually know is......

::: SOLI !! :::

Yes, none other than the huggable-like-polar bear-too-cute-asking-for-a-smack on the head- SOLI.

That was in year 1. It was a sexual dream (not going to details ok). Hey! I wasnt the only one to dream about him! Even Sabariah (not the sabariah in soli's class..She's an ex- o.i student, floorballer) dreamt about him. WASSUP WIT DAT YO??

*sheeeesh.

But anyway, I woke up smiling
(for the current lesbo dream, NOT THE ONE WIT SOLI DAMMMIT!)

*Your soon-to-be-dictator*

*Kikin!* :D

Here's my contribution since we're all updating..

2004-09-14T15:35:00.000+08:00

The Top 14 New Euphemisms for "Stupid"
14.Routinely outsmarted by cheese
13.Three experts short of an antitrust suit
12.Three-time Darwin Award winner
11.Keeps her brain in mint condition
10.A few planets short of a federation
9.Backstreet Boy in a Talking Heads world
8.Duh! on parade
7.Still cutting with rounded scissors
6.He's a T-1 line of pure stupid
5.At least one Brady short of a Bunch
4.Sharp as a donut
3.Has a vacancy at the Grey Matter Motel
2.T minus dumb and counting
and the Number 1 New Euphemism for "Stupid"...
1. "Good afternoon, Boulder Homicide"

ROYALLY PISSED

2004-09-09T13:47:00.000+08:00

I can blog here but not in my blog!! WHY OH WHY????

Aniwaes, life's at home been a bitch.

Had trouble wit the Mom. Havent been talking to her for the past few days.The thing is, neither one of us wants to give in and apologise first. That's us. One word- E.G.O.

Anyway, I think part of it's cos she ain't too happy about me modelling and shit. It's seriously no different than what I did when I was in secondary school, when I modelled Baju kurung and Kebayas and stuff. I understand what she's worrying about...that now I'm 19 and so I don't need parental consent if I want to pursue whatever shit and stuff. But COME ON! I KNOW my limits. Its not as if I'm gonna model bikinis or pose naked or semi-nude for magazines!

She's pissed that when Shmeer and me were approached by the agency to model for bridal and stuff, I didnt tell her. She found out only cos she found the agent's card lying around in my room. She confronted me and I told her the whole story about how Shmeer and me were outside Far East Plaza when the agent approached us. My mom got suspicious especially when I told her the agency needs COUPLES to model. She got suspicious and asked me "Why couples??? Why do they need couples??"
YOu see, my mom's afraid it'll be for some PORNOGRAPHIC purposes. So I calmly told her that it's for BRIDAL SHOTS thus = COUPLES.

She simply refused to believe and proceeded to call the agency. After the call she was quite appeased with the replies to the many MANY questions she asked the agency.I understand her fears- that I'm her eldest daughter and that its a dangerous world out there especially in the modelling business and stuff, but COME ON! I may
be only 19 but I'm wise enough to know what's right and what's not. Sheesh.

Anyway, things are still kinda tensed at home between me and mommy. Few days back we had an argument again- OVER WHO SHOULD COOK RICE, MY BROTHER OR ME. That was totally not my fault. I was doing my work and my bro went into the kitchen to eat but there was no more rice. So he told my mom "There's no more rice" and my mom just had to interrupt me when I was doing my work JUST TO COOK RICE FOR MY BROTHER. and the thing is, MY BROTHER CAN and KNOWS HOW TO COOK RICE.

Of course I threw up a fuss dammit! Cant you freaking see I'm doing my work???

And so we had an argument, my mom's line of argument being- I'M A GIRL SO I SHOULD BE THE ONE COOKING RICE.

!@#$%^&*!!

I felt like screaming - "WE'RE NOT IN THE STONE AGE! GENDER EQUALITY!!!!!"

but I didnt lah.

I stormed out of the house anyway and went to town and Esplanade alone. Needed some time off. Oh this was on Monday anyway.

**GUYS, I'M SORRY IF I WASTED BLOG SPACE. WOULD HAVE RANTED IN MY OWN BLOG BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO POST ENTRIES THERE. SO SO SORRY. JUST NEEDED TO GET THINGS OFF MY CHEST. DON'T WORRY, THINGS WILL BE FINE AND DANDY SOON....i hope. **

Prelim's a few days away!!!!!!

*KIKIN*

Updating......please wait.......downloading now..

2004-09-06T10:33:00.000+08:00

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PLEASE STAND BY.........

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WAZZZZAAAA!!!!

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[EKA]

I'll get my own ice cream!! sticks tongue out at eka

2004-08-13T09:29:00.000+08:00

Anyway here's something my sister emailed me...

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping
with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I
could do to him."

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's
sooooooooooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own so does she.

WIFE VS HUSBAND!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

AND A FEW MORE :) . . .
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Go figure...

I scream, You scream... we all scream for ice-cream!!

2004-08-12T23:21:00.000+08:00

Today we, the Elkslites.. (minus Leanna) ate THIRTY scoops of wonderful Swensens' ice-cream..that's 30..Yum!!! And we paid less than TEN freaking buckarooz!!! Double yum!!

Leanna, u reading this?? *evil laugh* should have gone to school.. who ask u to miss ur anti-biotics perscription time?? *evil laugh with thunder roaring at the background*

Hey pipz.. Swensen having the topless 5 promotion. 1 bowl for $1.39. No minimum purchase necessary. It'll end on 12th Sept.. *hey Sham..aint that ur Barfday?*

Eka

Economics enthusiasts

2004-08-11T21:54:00.000+08:00

Econs period... emphasis on the word ECONS...

In doing a data response questions..

Question: How many pounds were needed in 1989 to buy what the pound would buy in 1939?

Eka: Who cares? 1939 was World War Two. People got other things to worry about.

Quetion: In which 10 year period was the rate of inflation greatest?

Cass: 1959. Bcoz 1939 was WWII and the world just recover from the Great Depression. so inflation can't take place then.

Question: Which of this items shown increased most in price over the whole period? Use demand and supply analysis to explain why this might happened?

Leanna: It has to be beef. Bcoz during 1989 got Mad Cow Disease.

Again...emphasis on the word econs.. *Mr Raj twitching erratically at the corner*

Love,Peace and Chicken Grease,
Eka

Picturrrrre Time!

2004-08-10T21:03:00.000+08:00

Thank you Leanna for the pics! It's time we put them up eh? *smilies*

Pictures posted by : *KIKIN*

2004-08-10T20:59:00.001+08:00

The last day of the retreat

2004-08-10T20:59:00.000+08:00

FEATURING! Thomas the rickshaw apek, Eka the Fairy Godmother and Mr Raj........errr...as Mr Raj. Heh. p/s: Oh honey, he's like that everyday...

2004-08-10T20:56:00.000+08:00

If you see properly, the hacks form 0-2-B-3. Oh yeah, there's a *cough-deformed-cough* star below it too.

2004-08-10T20:54:00.000+08:00

Some of our class people bowling at de retreat

2004-08-10T20:36:00.000+08:00

Our class taking a pic before boarding the bus for the Pre-U 3 retreat :) *....is Benny's finger showing us what I think he's showing?*

2004-08-10T20:33:00.000+08:00

Awwwww....its PRINCESS.....she's beautifuuuul.

2004-08-10T20:31:00.000+08:00

*chants* FLK! FLK! Hah! So much for 'FUNDAMENTAL LIFE KINETICS'. Our class knows better, right guys? *winkz*

2004-08-10T20:29:00.000+08:00

Hands of ' 03!

2004-08-10T20:28:00.000+08:00

Yeah...we were bored during the retreat..as you can see.

2004-08-10T20:25:00.000+08:00

Flood in Millennia Institute. We took off our shoes and socks and played in de flood! ooh ooh...we even made paper boats! And look! No red dustbin floating in the background! :D

2004-08-10T20:21:00.000+08:00

FLOOD! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATION 2004. RAWKED!

2004-08-07T01:33:00.000+08:00

National Day Celebration in school was PHUCKING RADICALLY AWESOME. Damn!
Started off in de morn wit de usual anthem singing, of cos since its national day and all, wit de flag bearers. Some whom i noe, people like fadhil(who looked good in his army wear),farhan of 04B1,daphne,Mr Singh (ahhhh!! members of msfc loves you!!) and MR HAIKAL whom I thought looked DAMN GOOD in his army wear.

Me: "Mr haikal! you look damn good!"
Mr Haikal : "oh hahah...*looking shy n sheepish* thanks thanks...*big smile"
...well at least he didnt look like a gurkha as he usually does.Heh.

What would a national day celebration in school be without the loved-by-all song 'My people my home?'. And so we sang that, albeit softer than past years.
The fun part came 25 mins later in de informal part of the celebration in the auditorium. As usual we had performances by various classes and 03B1 RAWKED! BIG TYM! I thought their whole item - de skit/movie tingy was radsome. Especially the movie. I gotta say, to those that edited/acted the whole movie tingy did a phuckin' phantastic helluva job. The plot itself was funny, yet capturing the gist of the whole world war two. Phuckin' awesome. I dare say the best performance I've watched in all my life of watching school performances right from kindergarten till now. Awesome.

And oh, kudos to RAJIV for that hilarious yet convincing beheading scene.
Oh what the hell.all de actors, the cast and all those involved in the movie making RAWKED.

AND THEN! ahhh...the fun part.Community singing. Everybody, well most people aniwaes, and especially de yr 3s were jumping up n d0wn and dancing and singing at de top of their voices to 'count on me singapore' and 'stand up for singapore'. The
song sheet listed two or three other songs,slower songs (think 'home' n the stephanie sun song) but of coz, being the perpetual party bunch dat we are when it comes to sh!t like dis, (and the teachers noe it from past experience),'count on me s'pore' n 'stand up for s'pore' was on replay and so we kept jumping. and singing. and dancing. and moshing till de end. It was sooo rowdy in the audi and people were pushing chairs and bags to de side just so that they can run and dance around. The funny part was when the boys started TOSSING teachers up in the air. Yes, i mean literallly TOSSING,de boys forming a circle and jus picking male teachers and other boys randomly, carrying them and on de count of '1 2 3!' tossed them up into de air. H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.

Announcer:"And now....the awards for the best tosses goes to....."

*DRUMROLL*

Announcer: "In 3rd place..*looks at de result card* Oh! its a tie! The award goes to
..... THE TOSSES OF MR SINGH AND MR RAJ!!"

*Crowd goes wild. Members of MSFC (Mister Singh Fan Club) starts a
Bangra Dance in honour of their beloved Mr Singh*

Announcer: "Such spirit! Wonderfool people!" Let's move on shall we? And now, in 2nd
place,the award for best toss goes to......"

*Crowd is silent. Anticipation mounts.*

Announcer: "MR LAI !!!!!!!!"

*Crowd goes crazeeee. Starts chanting "Mr LAI !Mr LAI !" (accompanied by
the still ongoing Bangra beat in the background, of course)*

Announcer: "People people! Hold up! Hush yo! THE moment we've all been waiting
for....the result...is in my hands........and we'll be right back,after
these messages" (in Ryan Seacrest style)

*Crowd in an uproar.
Someone from the crowd shouts, "Up yours a**hole!" *

Announcer: "Alright! alright! I'll get to it!"

*Crowd hushes*

Announcer: "The 1st place, for best toss in National Day Celebration 2004 goes to...
none other than, our vice principal! Misterrrrrrrrr NG!!!!!"

*Crowd goes ballistic. Starts jumping up n down.Groupies shrieked.
Members of MSFC danced like there's no tomorrow. The chant
of the name of the 1st place winner gets louder*

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen! Never before have we seen a sight
such as this! This is madness! madness! And so, that marks the end
of our awards show!We'll see you next year! Meanwhile, keep those tosses
up and coming! Goodnight everybody!"

*Credits roll. Cheesy background music fades*

AHAKZ! a summary of what happened. OK, cut the awards giving part.basically the teachers mentioned got tossed, and yes, including the VICE PRINCIPAL. He seemed to enjoy it though. So did the other teachers. Rad.

When the singing of the community songs ended, Nan and me started chanting "WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE!" and pretty soon the whole school followed suit. Thomas shouted " WE WANT BANGRA!!" and so yes, both our wishes were granted, and we got to dance the Bangra.

People clamoured up the stage, on the floor and when the music started, danced and Bangra-ed like they don't give a damn. (Some even created steps of their own) :)
We boogied and jumped and danced wit everybody and practically anybody who was willing to dance. (In dis case, it was me and SAZALI from 03B1. Thanx 4 de dance Saz! u rawk!)

And so National Day Celebration 2004 in bartley campus ended on a high note. Evrybody sang. Evrybody danced. And evrybody was happy.

(",)

Like I said earlier, "PHUCKING RADICALLY AWESOME!!!"

*KIKIN*

NeeDLeSS CoNceRnS....-sHaMz

2004-08-05T14:54:00.000+08:00

Shiny and cold
Metal with legs
"Get the key -for the lock.
We'll see what's wrong"-Said Doctor
It was never meant to have one
Tenderness of the red flower
Might mould and free
"We'll just break it"-said Doctor
Smirks... Giggles and sigh....
There's nothing inside to look for
-Laughed Silver

HeY... YeS sHamZ LoVeS To WriTe PoEmZ... BeeN WriTiNg 4 YeaRS.. BuT Too... HoW Do i SaY ThiS... NoT EnuF CoNFiDeNcE To sHoW PpLe... BuT RecEntLy SeeMeD To HaVe LoSt My MuSe... ThiS CaMe OuT Of NoWheRe... So WhoEvErz ReaDiNg ThIs.. GiVe Me Ur HoNeSt CoMMeNts K.... Be BruTaL EvEn... ThaNx...

S=sHaMz.....

2004-08-05T14:35:00.000+08:00

WAZZUP.... DiS iS WhErE sHaM FiNaLLy BLoGZZ.... Me DiDnT Go To sKooL Too.... No FLu... JuZ A sTuPiD ThiNg StuCk iN My LeG... i TiNk i StePPeD oN gLaSS or SuMthiNG.... iTs BeeN ThErE 4 MtHS.... YeAh n My MuMmY DrAGGeD Me To ThE DoCz.... Me i HaTe DoCz... WaS A BLooDy WaStEd TriP I TeLL U.... aFtEr An X-RaY.... ThEy FoUnd.... NOTHING... YeS NoThiNg... YaH i EvEn HAVe To Go 2 HoSpiTaL 4 AnoThEr DoC 2 ProBe My WoUNd... No WaY MaN....iTs Ok NoW.. My MA PuT SuM TraDiTioNaL MeD n iTs MuCh BeTTeR.... ThE iRoNy.. WaT a PhD HoLdiNg DoC CuDnT CuRe My MA a HouSeWiFe CuD.... POWER TO MUMMY....
AnYwAy.... i HAVeNt GoTTeN UsEd tO ThE iDeA oF BLoGGiNg... I DoNt KnOw... iM A VeRy PerSoNaL PerSoN.... ExPrESsIng FeeLiNgS N EmoTioNs... Hmm.. Not Me.... :o]

One fall sick..we all fall sick..well, sort of..

2004-08-04T22:31:00.000+08:00

Booya!! Well.. let me see..5 of us didnt go to sch on Tues.. Thomas was probably down with flu..Leanna is definitely down with it and Kin..as u guys heard..and read.. vomitted.. that leaves me and Sham..

Here's the down low..i didnt go cuz... i woke up..went to the loo...and snooze off.
That's about it. Sham.. i dont know.. what happen to ya boo?

Niwaes..on Wednesday..i didnt go again. So did Leanna..and Sham..

At this juncture any sane person will think that its a conspiracy. Mr Raj obviously would...must be..is..believing it.What else is new? for all i know he probably think Bill Gates is ruling the world through the com..you know on 2nd thought..he is isnt he? Bill Gates i mean.

Niwaes..again.. Leanna is still unwell..i think. Sham..i think she was suffering -from sheer laziness but she got an MC for it..so that's cool.

Me? Nope. Nada. Zilch. No MC...

I didnt go becuz i have the arduous task of looking after my cousin...from Germany.

Leme give u the 411 on her.
-She's 7
-She's an Aquarian
-She piss the hell out of me and partly bcuz nobody else can see her evilness..
-It hurts to think she's an Aquarian..
-It sucks to be her ONLY FAVOURITE cousin
-She listens to Britney Spears NON-STOP and expect me to sing along too.
(Stop laughing its not funny!!)
-She's possessive like Hell. she'll turn up her attitude-seeking attention to three times the notch the minute i have to entertain another person be it on the phone or face to face
-Pampered to the point of no return
-Regardless of the situation. she always gets her way.
-She's manipulative.
-She's like an avenging demon-ness if need be.

U probably think this is funny..it's not. i have to sacrifice my day in school to spent the entire day with her... doing puzzles...feeding stray cats at my voideck with all the Apeks and Makciks staring. i feel like a freaking Indonesia maid. and quite honestly..that's what i became. To hell with it i thought.
I began speaking to her in ways that only an Indonesian can .It sure stops the glares..not that i care.

Im not exactly saying there's no advantages to this..cuz there are plenty..
The chocolates for one are awesome!!
And until that lil rascal start asking for me..i wont be notice missing.. *unfortunately she asked for me the minute im gone...* so i'll rule this one out.

Hmm..hey..that's all i can think of...There's only one..the chocolates..man!!

So it does suck..
The privacy of my room no longer exist..
My bed no longer mine..
My perfumes get used
My magazines get looked through
I cant study till she's a sleep
I have to entertain her at least for 3hrs a day

Statistics proven it..

So..how's your day?

Join our Nuthouse Club at 1900-i-am-nucking-futs

Eka

I'm not in school too..

2004-08-03T17:53:00.000+08:00

Damn this flu....
I forgot to take my mC so I have to walk back to the polyclinic during eve clinic time to take it..
Thomas n Kin are sick too...
Take care guys.. get well soon..
I know I hope I will..
*Bleah*

Down Wit Ye Flu Bug!

2004-08-03T11:55:00.000+08:00

I'm not in school.
Cos I'm sick.
I puked yesterday morning. Twice.
Damn the rice.

....Wonder how you guys are doing.
Keep me updated on school stuff ya

*Kin*

The Top 15 Euphemisms for "Getting Your Period"

2004-08-02T16:41:00.000+08:00

15. Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
14. Trolling for Vampires
13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
12. Saddling Old Rusty
11. Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
10. Clean-Up in Aisle One
9. Massacre at the Y
8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide
6. Panty Shields Up, Captain!
5. Taking Carrie to the Prom
4. Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
3. Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
2. Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
and the Number 1 Euphemism for "Getting Your Period"...
1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

Women of the world.. relate

Amazing but True Facts!

2004-08-02T16:29:00.000+08:00

. In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
. The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
. Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
. Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
. The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
. The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.
. Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
. SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
. Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
. Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
. Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
. The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
. The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
. Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
. Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
. The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver (dead body).
. A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
. The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
. King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
. In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
. Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
. Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.
. Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.
. Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
. You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
. A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
. Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
. Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
. At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.
. Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
. Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
. Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
. If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.
. When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.
. Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.
. The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
. Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
. The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
. The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.

Woah

WHO DO WE KILL????

2004-08-02T14:56:00.000+08:00

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Nightmare

2004-07-27T07:18:00.000+08:00

Man..today has been one intense day..dono why..just felt that way..
Mr Raj gave this 'pep' talk about the dynamics of planning and not "Studying aimlessly"
It didnt hit me as what he had planned..rather i just sat and stone.

This past couple of months have been stressful for more reason than one.
There's a couple of things i've realised and it upset me tremendously.. more than what im willing to admit. What is it that i've realised? *LS* some pple may think it's not worth talking about it. but im not gonna say what it is not juz bcuz of that..but more along the line im plain sick of it. All i wanna do is just get on with my life.
*man..im very straight to the point arent i? lol*

Screw it.

Hate to admit it but when a teacher say "Class,start studying now.." u better do it or you'll drown it that abyss they call Regret. Im struggling with all my subjects now... and as much as i don't wanna believe it, i think it's fair to say..we're all alone in this nightmare. A level is just between u and those old,half-blind Cambridge markers who decide to mark ur papers in the middle of the cold wintry night with a candle by their side. Hmm.. ironic how they are the Masters of Industrial Revolution yet still keen on using candles.. just about how much fun do teachers get at freaking the Hell out of us?

Speaking of A's...A level got pple into all kinds of mood.. 303/02B3.. everyone of us is on the same page. I'm just not sure if we're all on the same book.

12 weeks to go before the JC/Pre-U students Olympic Games begin. Happens every year. Yippee.

The wheel in my brain is sure as hell turning freaking slow..but turning it is.

Love,Peace N Chicken grease,
Eka

Symptoms of Anger

2004-07-23T13:01:00.000+08:00

i made some stoopid observation the other day..i dont know if its logical or practical to anyone else..but this is what i've learnt and notice..

When a person is angry,he doesnt think. and when someone is kind enuf to correct the mistakes that the 'angry one' make,all hell break loose. simply bcuz,when ur angry,u dont listen as well.

Symptoms of anger:
-Raising of voice
-Repetition that only tends to raise the blood pressure as well as the voice volume..
-Destruction of whatever that is not theirs within sight
-Name calling of any kind..
-Comparing and using metaphors of non-living objects and animals
-Threatening to kill
-Threaten to leave
-Asked the 'victim' to leave with every intention to scream at them the moment there is even a glimpse of response..
-Tendency to slam cupboards and doors close..

Ok,so when do u noe the person's anger have somewhat subdued?

1st thing: LISTEN
-Listen for movements about the house
-Listen for for the person's voice
-LISTEN

When all is quiet and u are sure the person have sit still or lie down or turn on the tv, u can finally breathe.

Caution though: DO NOT go to where THAT person is at.
-Avoid eye contact
-Avoid him altogether

No matter how irritated u r at that idiot, do not,i repeat, DO NOT show ur frustration.
-Do not pull a long face
-Do not make any noise
-Occupy urself with something..just be busy with something.
-DO NOT stay still..angry pple hate it when their 'victim' is standing still. that means, don't watch tv,switch off that radio,no phone,and what the hell are u thinking eating at a time like this?!

Now,then,there's a difference between stupid and smart..
Stupid is when: u decide to shout back at the idiot when he is still in a foul mood. Dude,not smart. You will only infuriate the idiot more and infuriate urself..unless ur looking for a battlefield, i suggest u shut ur gap and meidtate..while keeping busy that is..

Smart is when: u shut ur gap and meditate.Remember,ur trying to defuse the situation,not enlarge it and throw in a grenade while telecasting the whole thing live on the 7 o'clock news.

Stupid is when: U make the idiot feel like an idiot..u laugh at his stutterings and mispronunciations...fight fire with fire is lethal to any relationship...so just keep mum..u'll have ur turn soon enuf..just wait.

Smart is went: U go to the toilet,close the door and pretend to do whatever it is that u are suppose to be doing in the toilet. u can close ur ears freely..u can make faces..u can utter back counter arguements..and he won't know..cuz he's an idiot..and he doesnt know that either..

Stupid is when: U get caught.

Smart is when: u avoid getting caught. don't sing while ur shutting ur ears.."lalalalalalalala". Not good...he can hear..and keep the volume down when ur retorting whatever he says...and last but not least,dont stay in there as if its ur natural habitat.Nobody i know can shit for 6hrs..Unless u just ate a mountain of mexican food..topped with extra hot indian curry..and a huge glass of milk to match..get out of there in 15min tops.

i know its extremely hard to keep ur own anger at bay when someone is shouting their head off for more than an hour about the same bloody thing with tons of memory replay and examples..but..
Remember how i say,u have to wait..?ya..it might take a while..but once the idiot have cooled down..calmed down..and no longer cursing...go to him..make him sit..and now,its ur turn..whatever u do or say..DO NOT RAISE UR VOICE..Oh, and it always help to say: "ok,i need to talk to u..and u need to listen..u can say whatever u want AFTER im done. Cuz..i said nothing and just listen to u the whole time just now."

It works for me..it's great with parents and annoying pesky little brothers too..

For furher enquiries and updates,ur just gonna have to wait until someone is pist at me again..

Won't be long..

Written by Eka

Annoying things done by annoying people.....

2004-07-23T12:52:00.000+08:00

1) Here you are watching a movie..It’s just you and the big screen..then you hear the rendition of that soul-less “Can’t take my eyes of f of you” ringtone. And it keeps ringing and ringing AND ringing. Apparently the owner is too embarrassed to even take it out. So it rings. And it RINGS. What’s the right thing to do? Well,turning off the phone BEFORE the movie started would have been the right thing to do. But since you didn’t – bcuz you forgot/thought u did/don’t know how/phone has a mind of its own / dog ate your manual- just own up,take it out and turn off that damn thing!And while we’re on the topic of mobile phones… (frm 8 days)

2) Just bcuz ur mobile phone has a camera doesn’t give u the right to snap my picture anytime u want. My mobile phone has an antenna that can poke ur eyes out, but u don’t see me going around jabbing it in ur face do you? (frm 8 days)

3) Yes, ur a big fan of LOTR. You read the books..fine..you absolutely LOVE Harry Potter. Read every one of them…but can u please save ur comments till after the movie is done or whisper at least? And by the way, it says right there along with the credits.. “Based on the book ‘blah blah’” or “Adapted from the book ‘blah blah’” It didn’t say anything about it being copied STRAIGHT from the book. The movie is obviously the director’s and producer’s interpretation. So get over it.

4) Oh... and calling my name when u’r a mile away is NOT a good idea. Besides letting half the nation know my name, there is also the probability of me still not being able to hear u or notice u. Plus, u’ll be making a complete fool out of urself.

5) Train rides are for those of us lacking our own mode of transport… it would be way polite of u to NOT make out in the middle of the doorway... aside from getting a room.

6) I think it can be declared that everyone likes to eat in peace. Be it at home..in the office and most importantly in public places..like a fast food restaurant. Staring at me eating is not peaceful. It’s uncomfortable. I get it, there’s no empty seats..but sheesh I’m not even halfway through my cheeseburger yet. Pick someone who’s finishing at least. Take out is good too.

7) Speaking of fast food places..if u’r eating alone, go pick a table where it’s just for two seaters or is ur arse too big that u need four?

8) Dear teachers..please don’t ask me this question: “So when are you gonna hand it up?” it’s such a rhetoric question. It’s either tomorrow or never..isnt it obvious?

9) Techno songs… need I say more?

10) Taking the term “sharing” to a whole new level…whatever is ‘urs’ suddenly becomes ‘ours’. Lay off my perfumes! Stay away from my chocolates..what the hell do u think u’r doing rummaging thru my make up bag? U want my bra to go along with that?! *little brothers are really pesky!*

11) “U gonna finish that?” if u want it..ask…and besides I’d probably want to finish it since u know..i bought and paid for it..

12) I don’t know if it happens to any other country… but in mine..old ladies and men would pat the seats on the bus and train before seating on them… what’s up with that? Fine I get it..on the bus..since the seats are cushioned… u want to ‘fluff’ it up and lose the heat of the previous passenger’s arse..but on the train? It’s made up of plastic…how the heck do u fluff plastic? It actually got worse during the outbreak of “SARS”. Everybody was so on the hygienic thing. So the old folks thought they should be extra careful..they’ll beat the seats with their UMBRELLAS instead of using their HANDS..lay a newspaper that they carry along with them (or plastic bag for that matter) on the seat then sit on the edge of the seat. U know what’s even worse? Some of the working class pple do it too…

13) Here u r patronising some trinket shop. So u started browsing and holding a few things which u thought of purchasing.. u turn around and hey, whaddaya know..the salesgirl is right next to u..pretending to do something while suspiciously looking at the things u r clutching .. ya. Like I would want to steal something that cost me..what a dollar?

14) Hmm…then there are those that r just way super helpful… helping u is their ultimate mission in life… here u are happily browsing thru and u feel a presence on ur left.. then u notice the same feeling on ur right.. and then u notice u r the only customer in the shop… next thing u know ur on the episode: WHEN SALES GIRLS ATTACK…. *shudder*

Written by Eka
June 21st 2004

2004-07-21T08:50:00.000+08:00

Ahah! My first entry! :)

Eh guys, update lah dei. I've got reasons not to cos my comp's down but you people????

*mutters under breath - lazy bumpkins *

muaha.

Anyway, happy racial harmony day!
Missing you here Leanna..we're in gp class but as usual not doing gp.
Heh.

.....Later.

*Kikin*

Why Care? (4/9/03)

2004-07-19T16:00:00.000+08:00

Frustration
Heart ripped to shreds
Broken and torn
Why care?

Humiliation
Tears fill my eyes
Hurt and abused
Why care?

Confusion
Mind in a whirl
Numb and drained
Why care?

Desolation
I sit and stare
Lost and alone
Who cares?

Religious Wars

2004-07-13T10:42:00.000+08:00

In the midst of terror
Where darkness and fear looms,
Every household lay stagnant
Hoping to be left unnoticed and unheard

Conflicts erupted the bond of
Human companionship
Differences became an issue for
Waging wars and destruction

Many became unified under
Religion
Religions
Became an issue to die for

Humans make mistakes
Everyday
This conflict is a mistake
We overlook the foundation of religion
All of it
Iiregardless of which
Speak of peace,love,harmony and
Respect

Religion is an essence of civilisation
It keeps us whole
It keeps us hoping
It gives us strength
It makes us Humans

What's to be
When many look past
The basis of religion?

Forced death.
God,the Almighty
The creator decides
Our time of death
Yet we,His humble servants
Make the decision for him.
Where are we to end up?

Have we become a traitor to
Religion?
To God?

Written by: Eka
Tuesday, 13/07/2004
0815hr

The first...

2004-07-09T13:17:00.000+08:00

"Placebo"
A moment alone to be with myself,
To give not a care to the world,
Looking back at the years gone by
From the time i was a girl
To what i am today.

I came to be the way i am
Upon fate and faith
I was caught between two worlds
Walking aimlessly to and fro
Following the wind to where
It may constantly blow

Here i am
Different as before.
I fought the wind and rode
Against it.
My will at the tip of my sword
I've fought and won most battles
No longer the one hiding behind
The shield
I stand for my dignity
I killed for what i believe

I was hunted for it,
Forced into exile
Away from my heart.
I fought with all i got
And i won the war
That shook my life
Into the place
Where my destiny wants me to be

Who i am as of today
Is something i have often wonder.
The naive little girl smiling at the world
Holding the hands of a wounded warrior
Who have seen more than she had hoped for.

Then again i'll never know
My strength
My courage
My faith
My wisdom
So which is my path at this moment
The moment that i saw
The warrior
The girl
Fade away into the distance
Of forgotten past.

- By Eka, written Jun 13

We Are

2004-07-09T12:57:00.000+08:00

Name:Eka
A.K.A: 'N'
Name:Leanna
A.K.A: 'THE'
Name:Kikin
A.K.A: 'GLITZ'
Name:Sham
A.K.A: 'FLUFF'

Together we are:

ELKS

A.K.A: THE GLITZ N FLUFF GANG

E.L.K.S

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We still are and always will be

Cam Whoring....

Walau

Goth Night..or day..whichever.

Goth Night..or day..whichever.

Goth Night..or day..whichever.

Recent ELKS Sightings

groupie ninja antics

We've finally met...

Finalised plan 11th Feb 2006

Reconfirming 11th Feb 2006

11th Feb 2006

Quickie Post Before I Book In!

I miss everyone!!!!!!!!!!!

Funnies..

Last Week

RESURRECTION

Whaddaya think?

MI plannin BBQ for alumnus (tt means US.)

ELKS Rawk. Really.

Dream.... dream... dream... dream....

Yo.

Voila~

pfffffffffffffffffffffffft

Facts.

Much love.

WE ARE UNDER CONSTRUCTION

hey.

Movie list

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Monday Meetings

Next Meet

4th....7th....??

AGAINST ALL ODDS

Dont panic..dont panic...............

The Best Valentine's Day

Bootmen

HEYHO

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Aight...aight...

Death to The Simpson Sisters

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LIKE Wateverrrrrrrr!!

For the first time...

How evil are you quiz

Here's my contribution since we're all updating..

ROYALLY PISSED

Updating......please wait.......downloading now..

I'll get my own ice cream!! *sticks tongue out at eka*

I scream, You scream... we all scream for ice-cream!!

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NeeDLeSS CoNceRnS....-sHaMz

S=sHaMz.....

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I'm not in school too..

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The first...

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I'll get my own ice cream!! sticks tongue out at eka